I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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