shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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