He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
that's an acceptable place to lick
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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