no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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