just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
