oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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