doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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