is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
