Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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