This girl is more easily done than said...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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