Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
In America we eat man semen.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wish there were birth control emojis
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
