okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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