Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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