hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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