I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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