it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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