If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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