I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
dude. I can hear the air.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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