how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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