im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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