That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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