never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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