I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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