So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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