so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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