Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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