Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
