omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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