Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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