why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
