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(515): View more from Iowa

He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.

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(631): View more from New York

even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away

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(972): View more from Texas

oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut

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(905): View more from Ontario

Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.

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(636): View more from Missouri

My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.

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