i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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