we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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