my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
do herpes really smell.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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