That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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