Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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