I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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