oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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