The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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