from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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