I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
love makes seman taste better
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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