Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
birth control should be required to get into college
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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