Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
my poor anus
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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