You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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