what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
this will be a night to untag.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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