did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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