I'm drive I can fine osifer
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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