Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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