D3 body, D1 cock
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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