So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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